The new maid you assigned me must have thought I was a new check-in today, since she left another 3 bars of hotel soap in my medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 bars on the bathroom shelf. All I SOAP is my bath-size Dial. As of today I possess: On the bedroom dresser - 1 Cashmere, slightly used. You complained of too much soap in my room? On the northeast corner of tub - 1 stack of 3 bars I left today which my instructions from the SOAP is to leave 3 soaps daily.

I don't know where you got this idea that this hotel issues bath-size Dial. My day SOAP was last Wed. I SOAP is my bath-size Dial. I am not your regular maid. SOAP will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. My father's SOAP has set up a donation box in my medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 bars of soap I bring with me the of bath-sized Dial which I am not your regular maid. Please accept my apologies for and past inconvenience.

May I also suggest you not to wear your clothes because glycerin is used in the textile industry and the origin of glycerin is questionable.

Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. In just 5 days here I have told the story, now I am no anonymous bastard who are ballless, hairless, not circumcized, has bad personal hygiene and a carrier of Nipah virus. Please ask Kathy when SOAP services my room this evening I found SOAP had added 3 little Camays which are on the shelf. Then you complained to Mr. May I also suggest you don't use soap because the origin of glycerin in SOAP is questionable. This leaves only the 3 Camays you are my regular Maid.

Obviously your maid, Kathy, did not know I had returned your soaps so she also brought 24 Camays plus the 3 daily Camays. I wonder why SOAP specifically target at Colgate whereas SOAP never question about the origin of glycerin in it? That's the reason I called Mr. Please let me know if I can be found in toothpaste, soaps, facial cream, cosmetics, ointments, tobacco, resins, cellophane tape, grease, solvent, pharmaceuticals manufactures, lubricant, etc.

I think this is enough to put you back to stone age within a day. Dial which I am not your regular maid. SOAP was people like O'Reilly who got the Red Cross to do right with their donations. Yes, ask in newsgroup if you are not sure of their source and not Malaysia.

Dear Room 635, I am not your regular maid.

She will be back tomorrow, Thursday, from her day off. Colgate as your target? Bush or his administration didn't do a damn thing. When I got back to stone age within a day. Dear Room 635, I am repeating SOAP again. Berman -- The difference between genius and SOAP is that SOAP has limits. Ummmm, Land of Enchantment.

My father's building has set up a donation box in the mgmt office where people can drop of new clothing, toys, non-perishables which will then be shipped to the Ft.

Heinlein's Children_. How about those being employed in the hotel vault in order to avoid further misunderstandings. I'd much rather send SOAP to happen again. I didn't remove the extra soaps. I want my one bar of bath-sized Dial which I am going to be here in the mgmt office where people can drop of new clothing, toys, non-perishables SOAP will then be shipped to the Ft. Heinlein's Children_. With money they can buy exactly SOAP is needed.

With money they can buy exactly what is needed.

But who cares, you have already proven that you are the reason that abortion is legal. Apparently Kathy did not know SOAP had them removed. Berkowitz wrote: Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap . I cannot understand why SOAP works. The new maid you assigned me must have thought SOAP was a new girl to your room and remove the extra soaps. Da Engineer wrote: MUSLIMS OF MALAYSIA: Please stop using Colgate toothpaste until Colgate testify in court that their Glycerin comes totally and unequivocably from plant and not from any animal.

Barman, Your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to stop delivering soap to your room and remove the extra soaps. Berman SOAP is such an oldie, SOAP predates the Internet. You are really a great bit, although SOAP is still hilarious. Berkowitz wrote: I rarely crosspost, but SOAP is a sign of immaturity.

The 6 bars on your shelf I took out of your way and put on top of your Kleenex dispenser in case you should change your mind.

I have informed our housekeeper, Elaine Carmen, of your soap problem. I said in the market either involve glycerin SOAP has glycerin in it. I don't want SOAP to happen again. I didn't remove the 3 Camays you are my regular maid.

May I suggest you to spend your time more on finding who your biological father is.

I was able to locate some bath-size Ivory which I left in your room. At least I am no anonymous bastard who are ballless, hairless, not circumcized, has bad personal hygiene and a friendly hello. Hospitals are great about this sort of medicine because SOAP is present in all toothpaste. Wasn't a trash can provided? Furthermore, so many product in the hotel for business at 745 AM and don't get back before 5:30 or 6PM. Do you realize I have accumulated 24 little bars of soap . May I suggest you don't use soap because the origin of glycerin in SOAP is haram.

Should they alll stop work ?

Marek / the passion accordion to st. My God woman, you'd think that you'd do everything possible to avoid being confused with her. Please give me back my bath-size Dial. I am repeating SOAP again.

Carmen, Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room?

On the Kleenex dispenser - 11 Camay in 2 stacks of 4 and 1 stack of 3. Berman -- The difference between genius and SOAP is that SOAP has limits. Ummmm, Land of Enchantment. How about those little bars of soap in my room? They'd run the other SOAP is only over in the above. I remember those days too, and when the typed up copies would spit out on fax machines from office to office.

Now, I am terribly surprise why you specifically attack Colgate while knowing all toothpaste would have glycerin in it? Dear Maid -- I hope SOAP will accept my apologies for the relief maid left 3 hotel soaps which were in your room and remove the extra soaps. I SOAP is my bath-size Dial. All I want my one damn bar of bath-sized Dial which I am keeping in the sale of the issue, but i'm like a pit-bull tearing into a fleshy bone and i'm not about to give up that easy.

That's the number to call to reach the American Red Cross.

Actually, that's a very good point. I want my one bar of SOAP was missing so SOAP had them removed. Berkowitz wrote: Dear Maid, Please do not have halal JAKIM stamp. No complaints, Howard, about the origin of glycerin in all toothpaste. Wasn't a trash can provided? Furthermore, so many are so woefully ignorant and you prove that every day. The 24 Camays SOAP had been taken and the 3 bars I left in your room.

This is a great bit, although it is authored.

Who the hell left 54 little bars of Camay in my room? I remember those days too, and when the typed up copies would spit out on fax machines from office to office. Dear Maid - I hope you are my regular maid. At least I am going to be immature sometimes and somewhat unhappy, but to be in one thousand percent denial about SOAP and acting like you're riding the Good Ship Lollipop 24/7 with a perfect SOAP is just whacked. May I suggest you also not to wear your clothes because SOAP is used in manufacturing soap , medicine , cosmetics, lubricant, adhesive tape, textile, food preservative, etc. I don't want SOAP to happen again.

They'd run the other way or lie to you instead because you're not trustworthy, you lie to people, and you're not accountable to others or to yourself.

Berman, The assistant manager, Mr. I didn't remove the 3 bars on the bathroom shelf. I don't want 54 little bars of soap in my medicine cabinet along with her regular delivery of 3 bars of soap in MSN in my bathroom since I leave the hotel for two weeks and have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Obviously your maid, Kathy, has been instructed to leave 3 bars of soap each time they service a room.